It's hard to go to the beach without getting some sand in your trunks.
Those urinals that go all the way to the ground are not ideal.
People who think the Old Testament is a collection of fictitious fairy tales have never read the Book of Numbers.
You'd think word would get around in the mantis community about those females eating their males.
You know you think about politics too much when you see the word "gate" on a sign and immediately think it refers to a scandal.
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